Toot and Puddle: Porcine Jason Bournes

How do these pigs afford to travel and live the way they do? I have only seen this in spy movies where somehow individuals are given the license to kill and small fortunes to support themselves. And seriously... will the TSA explain how 5 ounces of liquid is dangerous but talking pigs are allowed complete freedom?

And much like spy movies they never go into poor areas of the world. I mean one time a pig spent a week in India and did we see any of the poverty that Mother Teresa spent her life trying to fight? Oh hell no! Even if they are international hit-men I can only put their chances of survival at about 1% in some areas of the world... I can see the last post card from one to the other: "Hey Puds! My new friends in Samoa have invited me to a luau!" Guess who the main course would be?

Watch while listening to Moby's "Extreme Ways"