The Dora Method

Dora the Explorer shows that any major quest can be broken down into three simple steps by an anthropomorphic map and a song (possibly a backpack). Anything. Consider this:

"I'm the map, I'm the map... Frodo needs to get to Mordor to throw the ring in. Tell him: Moria, Eye of Sauron, Mount Orodruin!"
-back to Frodo and Sam-
"What did the map say? Moria, Eye of Sauron, Mount Orodruin? <singing>Come on vamanos, everybody let's go, I know that we can do it so come let's get to it! Where are we going? To throw the ring in! Where are we going? To throw the ring in! Where are we going? To throw the ring in!!"

Still skeptical? Try this one.

"I'm the map, I'm the map... Trent and Mike need to get to Las Vegas! Vegas Baby, Vegas!. Tell them: 10, 15 then Las Vegas!"

I'm telling you it works for anything... try it... and keep in mind the best protection from Evil Nickelodeon can buy.

I could have told Vader where the Rebel Base was!